SHE, KIRSTEN STEWART, LOOKS SO INNOCENT.

Watch out for the quiet ones. Kirsten Stewart, actress of The Twilight Saga, is the beneficiary of an amazing astrology chart. Without it, you wouldn’t know who she is. And when it’s over, life will get much more intense. This is because Kirsten Stewart is über complicated. I like to talk about focal planets because they are a quick way to dissect people. Once you know someone’s weaknesses, you know a lot about them.

Grand squares are relatively scarce. This is when all the planets in a modality are represented. In Kirsten’s case, it is her Jupiter in Cancer, her Moon in Libra, her Uranus, Neptune, Saturn in Capricorn and her Sun in Aries. Because they all square and oppose each other, she has six cardinal focal planets.

Jupiter (looking for a cause  or person to make life make sense)

Moon (extreme sensitivity)

Uranus (different just to be different)

Neptune (sees things according to her reality)

Saturn (extreme ambition)

Sun (narcissism)

That’s Charlie Sheen complicated. But wait. Kirstin has more. Mars is also a fixed focal planet (extreme aggression). So seven, seven focal planets. Seven things you are looking to fix.

This could be another instance where fame at a very young age isn’t recommended. When her Jupiter progression is over, she will be left with a complex personality that is hard to satisfy. Martin Luther King did it, but you won’t see it often. When you have this many negative aspects, you also get a lot of negative progressions because there are a lot of opportunities. It also makes a difference if the planet being aspected is in a negative natal aspect.

So my advice to Kirsten? Put the money in the bank. Get involved with a cause outside yourself. Fall in love (you have Venus in the exalted sign of Pisces). That’s actually good advice for all of us.

BRET MICHAELS WINS “THE APPRENTICE”

Just wanna say, I told you so. He’s the luckiest man alive. See my blog, “Bret Michaels Lucky Lucky Lucky.”

ALEX RODRIGUEZ JUST A GUY WHO CAN’T SAY NO

Because he’s a nice guy. At least on the outside. Actually he’s a player on the field and off.  And steroids, I’ll bet he took those, too. With Moon in Pisces, he’s even sensitive. But with Neptune squaring it, he could care less about the truth. He’s ambitious with Saturn as a focal planet and somewhat cold with Mercury as a focal planet.

Currently he is experiencing progressed Mars (anger) square (negative) Venus (love) so when it comes to Kate Hudson or Cameron Diaz, it doesn’t matter who he picks, she won’t be the right one.

But let’s look a little closer at Aries Kate Hudson. This is the only person I’ve seen lately with seven focal planets. Remember that one or two can make you interesting and three, you’re still okay. But four and up, you get very, very complex. You have a lot of needs to satisfy. It’s a big job. Here are a few facts about Kate:

• Sun as a focal planet, you’re the center of your universe
• Mars as a focal planet, you’re aggressive
• Venus as a focal planet, you feel unloved or unlovable
• Moon as a focal planet, you’re sensitive
• Neptune as a focal planet, you have your own reality
• Pluto as a focal planet, you’re obsessed with right and wrong
• Jupiter as a focal planet, you like to follow famous people, cults

And because focal planets are the result of two oppositions and two squares, they are negative. Kate also has a Capricorn Moon and it’s in its detriment, not at all happy in that sign. Lucky for her, she is currently has her progressed Sun trine Jupiter. So she’s feeling lucky.

Cameron Diaz, a Virgo, isn’t quite as complex. She has two focal planets, but one of them is her Sun so we’re back to that center-of-the-universe thing. Her other one is Mars which just makes her incredibly determined. And she, also is in a positive Jupiter period.

So Alex has his hands full. Both these girls expect to get what they want. He’s a Leo which works with Aries and Virgo so this may be a fight to the finish — keeping in mind — neither will ultimately win out.

KEIFER SUTHERLAND TURNS IT AROUND?

Keifer Sutherland is not a person who likes himself. He’s a Sadge with Moon in Aries, Venus in Capricorn and Mars in Libra. Yikes that’s Mars in Libra again. I stay away from those people. They’re passive/aggressive which means they will hurt you, but they have a good excuse for what they did and it’s not their fault. Really?

His two focal planets contradict each other — which creates a very confusing person. His mutable Sun makes him the center of his universe — something along the lines of narcissistic. But his cardinal Venus doesn’t allow him to love himself or others. That’s definitely a conundrum. One minute he is king of the world and the next, he wishes he were dead. So it’s not at all hard to see why he has an addiction problem — even though he’s one of the unusual people that doesn’t have Pisces prominent in his chart. He also has Mercury as a focal planet so much of the time, he doesn’t care about anyone, including himself.

At the time he got “24,” his chart was actually negative. So the whole “24” experience for some reason hasn’t been good for him. And if you know what he’s been up to, besides working, not too much that is healthy. Perhaps, being comfortable in his profession allowed him to continue acting out?

Good news! Keifer is just starting a long-term Jupiter progression, because his natal Jupiter moved out-of-sign. But we must keep in mind that Jupiter doesn’t work when you’re doing drugs. You need to stay in touch with the universe. But I have hope that he will use this time to change his mind about himself. Also with Pluto crossing his ascendant, Pluto, transformation and the ascendant the door to the 1st House of Yourself, you never know what can be accomplished.

BARBARA WALTERS SURGERY CRISIS

I see this a lot. People who have never been sick a day in their lives and then a major illness. My philosophy is that those little illnesses we get, get rid of negative energy instead of letting it build to a crescendo.

This is the case with Barbara Walters who has never missed a day of work. (If someone tells you they have not missed a day of work — watch for a serious illness — kind of like when someone tells you how happy their marriage is.)  She has a very negative chart today, the day of her open heart surgery. She says she has known about this for some time. I hope it hasn’t been over a year, because, if so, she picked the wrong time to have the surgery.

Libra Barbara with Libra rising and two other Libra planets, Mars and Mercury want people to like them and rarely will be anything but polite. But we know with that Libra Mars (passive agressive), she gets her digs in very subtly. Her dirty little secret is that she did not like her father with Mars conjunct her Sun and Pluto squaring them both. This means that gentle and kind Barbara is much more angry at men than she ever let on.

Her Moon in Gemini makes her very intelligent. Pluto in Cancer in her 10th House of Career and a focal planet has helped her move into a very high position in life. And Barbara has used it wisely. Pluto is power and power can be abused. Venus in Leo put her in the spotlight.

I’m a little surprised at her other focal planet which is mutable Neptune. Neptune people are the crazy, out-of-control people of the universe. Also very creative. But Barbara doesn’t show those characteristics. She seems very down-to-earth. But apparently one of the things that has allowed her to work in show business for all these years is her ability to not see the things that she doesn’t like. And, again, she is using this aspect well.

Today Barbara has progressed Mars inconjunct Pluto. I don’t like this simply because it is Pluto. Inconjuncts are the least of the aspects. Her progressed Sun is opposition her Moon. Since the Moon is your feelings, this will leave her emotionally debilitated. Her progressed Saturn has moved out-of-sign and her progressed Mercury are square her Sun. These are not  good progressions for health problems. The Sun is you and Saturn is health and Mercury is communication and a square is the worst aspect. And her progressed Venus (beauty) is opposition her progressed Jupiter (too much) so she may get left with a nasty scar.

Xtrology is predicting that Barbara Walters does not return to work. We may not see Barbara on television again. At the age of 81, this is quite a lot of negativity to overcome. The transiting Pluto is five degrees today which is opposition her natal Pluto (this happens to everyone at age 84). Because Barbara has Libra planets, a Cancer planet and an Aries planet, Pluto in Capricorn creates a Grand Square in her chart.

JENNA JAMESON WHAT MAKES A GIRL A PORN STAR?

We see this is a lot of stars. Jenna feels unloved and unlovable (focal planet mutable Venus). So these people will do anything for attention — even negative attention. In Pisces, it is exalted so she can love people even if she doesn’t believe they love her. Then add the Moon in its detriment in Scorpio and you get that little sexual twist.

Also Jenna is an Aries. Because Aries is the first sign, these are the babies of the universe and as such they act like children, naive and sometimes stupid.

She has two other focal planets, one is mutable Mercury. All mutable focal planets are restless and sort of live in the moment. In this position, she lacks common sense and isn’t very spiritual since there is little or no depth. Finally mutable Jupiter is self-promotion and a person always looking outside themselves to find happiness.

Right now her chart is negative Mercury (words) squaring (bad) Jupiter (tendency to over-do) and her progressed Sun (herself) probably opposing (bad)  her Moon (feelings) (the Moon is the planet most likely to be at the wrong degrees when the time of birth isn’t available). Transiting Pluto is currently square her natal Pluto. Even though this is generational (anyone born around this time will have this), it’s still Pluto, and Pluto is still death.

This may surprise you, but Jenna has a really bad temper with her natal Mars conjunct Saturn and part of her T-Square (two planets oppose and one or more planets square),

So, Jenna, behave yourself. No fighting with a martial arts expert (Tito Ortiz, her boyfriend). You are in a period where bad things can happen.

ELIZABETH DISSES ERIN ANDREWS?

You would think I would be the last person to defend Elizabeth Hasselbeck, but when you’re right, you’re right. I get the politically incorrect thing. But Elizabeth pointing out that Erin Andrews is not adding to her credibility as a journalist by being on Dancing With The Stars, is spot on.

So who is Erin Andrews astrologically? She’s a Taurus with three Leo (show-off) planets. And all of those Leo planets are the focal planet of a T-square (two planets oppose and the focal planet squares both). Her fixed Leo Moon makes her sensitive, but she doesn’t show it (most of the time). Her fixed Leo Mars makes her aggressive. Her fixed Leo Saturn makes her very, very ambitious. And then another focal planet cardinal Jupiter makes her want to be a part of a group (sports journalists?).

Erin got in the news biz because that’s what her father does. But according to her chart it’s not about any loyalty to sports, it’s about getting attention and money anywhere anyway she can get it. I think that’s what Elizabeth noticed. Her journalism credibility is a little shaky.

Back to the focal planets, four is too many to successfully satisfy them all at once. People with four or more focal planets lose focus. They are all over the place. They want this. They want that. They don’t know what they want.

Erin Andrews is watering herself down. Who is she, really? This is a person I would expect to fade away eventually. She’s spreading herself too thin. And after you are the victim of a stalker, you do not do a reality show where you show more skin than people would see normally. Bad decision. That’s what Elizabeth was trying to say.

Currently Erin’s aspects are good, but in five years, you won’t know her name.

As for Hasselbeck, she’s going to survive this quite nicely. Cannot figure out what the crying was all about. She has a Libra Moon (charm) and wants people to like her. Maybe the criticism got to her. But if that’s true, doesn’t she know that a lot of people think her politics are wacko?

BETTY WHITE SHE EARNED IT!

No big Jupiter progressions. Her chart is actually leaning slightly to the negative side. So why all the fuss over Betty White? She earned it. This Capricorn lady, born with two focal planets, the Sun (making her think quite well of herself) and her Venus (making her feel unloved or unlovable).

I know someone else with this combination, a young boy, and he is quite the little monster. On one hand, he thinks he knows everything (Sun as a focal planet) and on the other, he doesn’t believe his mother loves him (Venus as a focal planet). So he behaves badly, very rebellious, and yet no one can communicate with him. We’re worried about him.

That doesn’t mean Betty acted in the same way, but she had the same issues to resolve. Because she is Capricorn and they don’t expect much (the planet of restriction), and he’s an Aries (self-centered), there would be a different dynamic. And then there are all of the other things represented in a chart.

But the point is, it’s come full circle for Betty. She hung in there, and now it’s quite obvious that she is loved by many. And this attention she’s getting (she’s on Saturday Night Live this week) is much deserved.

HALLE BERRY GETS DIVORCED

Halle Berry is a simple Leo girl with no focal planets. Her only negative aspect is Sun square Neptune so she may not always be completely honest. But overall, she is what we think she is, nice. With her natal Sun in the 10th House, she is very career driven, but with a stellium (four) of Cancer planets, home is important to her, too. And she has a Grand Water Trine, water, being emotional and psychic, and trines are always positive.

During her Jupiter period, she had her baby Nahla. So we know that brought her a great deal of happiness.

The divorce came as a result of her progressed Mars conjuncting her Sun. And her progressed Venus (love) conjuncting Uranus (divorce). Couples should remember that to stay together thirty years, they will have to weather the bad cycles. Sorry to see this happen to her.

UPDATE: Apparently, he broke up with her. Mars aspects make you angry, so this is the feeling she is experiencing.

BRET MICHAELS’ CONDITION

You read it here first!  April 24th, while Bret Michaels was in intensive care, Xtrology predicted (before the doctors) that Bret Michaels was going to survive a very serious brain bleed.

According to Perez Hilton, his sister says,”He’s doing good. He’s not by any means out of the woods, but he is getting better every day. Things are definitely looking up… He sounded good — as good as you can when your brain’s throbbing. He seems very coherent to me and like he knew what he was saying. … [He] does sound like Bret. Truth be told, I think he’ll outlive us all.

And his doctor’s say, “He is very lucky, as his condition could have been fatal. With further testing and rehabilitation, they are hopeful that he will gradually improve as the blood surrounding the brain dissolves and is reabsorbed into his system, which can be a very painful recovery and take several weeks to months.”

And for those of you that read my blog, lucky is Bret’s middle name.