Posted in astrology, predictions with tags , , , , on March 31, 2014 by Xtrology

After already having two earthquakes a 4.4 and and 5.1, I decided to look at the chart of Los Angeles. We really are very laid back about earthquakes, although it’s been some time now since I was on the phone and said, “Did you feel that?”

I wasn’t prepared for what I saw. Los Angeles, using the date April 4, 1850, when we were incorporated, has a dangerous chart. If you read my blog, you know I’m ragging on and on about the Bite Me transit that involves all the cardinal signs at middle degrees. Well, hold your breath.

Los Angeles has an Aries Sun at 14 degrees as well as Saturn at 11, the Moon at 10 degrees Capricorn and Mars at 8 degrees Cancer. Today the transiting Pluto is at 13 degrees putting it right on top of L.A.’s Moon and just to add a little flavor, L.A.’s predictive Moon is 13 degrees Capricorn.

Transiting Uranus at 12 degrees Aries is sitting on L.A.’s Saturn and not so far from the Sun. And transiting Jupiter is at 11 degrees Cancer on L.A.’s Mars at 8 degrees.

But here’s what really concerns me L.A.’s predictive Mars is opposition it’s natal Sun and the Moon is square both. Together with the other planets, we have a progressed Grand Square. Transiting Mars at 22 Libra today is retrograding and in April will be conjunct the predictive Mars.

This is the perfect set-up for THE BIG ONE. While it may not happen, the conditions are right — even perfect.  Be earthquake prepared. We all know the drill. Everyone in L.A. has the supplies or knows they should have them.

  • Charge your cell phone
  • Water, food, pet food. I’ve chosen tuna because it’s easy to store and my cat and I can eat it. And some canned fruit with a lot of liquid. Water is very difficult to store for a long period of time I have found the hard way. Leave your toilet seats up for animals left behind.
  • Don’t take animals with you. They know where the safest place is and trying to find them may cause you harm. Usually they go under the bed.
  • Tie down, put on the floor, underneath a table — the things you can’t live without or that you don’t want to hit you on the head.
  • Remember to duck. Don’t run to the door jambs. The people in Northridge that were killed were standing up and the ceiling fell on their heads. Get down and close to a large object or under it. Put flashlights near those spaces. If you have a whistle, go to sleep wearing it so you can be found.
  • Put a bag with your essentials, especially medication, near the door so if you are leaving, you can just grab it. Make sure you have shoes there, because there may be glass. Have FEMA’s number handy. Also your valuable papers especially insurance.
  • Consider putting some things in your car like a blanket, a can opener, some of your canned goods, an extra phone charger. Because you may not be allowed back in your house/building.
  • There are some wonderful lights at the hardware store that go on when the lights go out, there are tap lights — I even have some little bitty lights that you turn and they last 11 hours that I got at Radio Shack. I carry one in my purse.

Okay that is some of the things. If you have any more suggestions, please leave them in the comment section. Also check on your elderly neighbors and see if they are prepared.

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Posted in astrology, predictions with tags , , , , on March 31, 2014 by Xtrology

It is interesting that Goop rhythms with poop.  Gwyneth, we know, has no negative predictive planets. So is it Chris Martin of COLDPLAY that wants out?

First posted on 3/26/14:

Chis is a Pisces Sun. He has five focal planets: Moon (fixed so he has emotional sensitivity but hides it), Mars (mucho determination), Jupiter (part of a culture or group), Saturn (uber-ambitious) and Uranus (different to be different). Five focal planets? Complicated.

Want to know something interesting? Both have Saturn conjunct the Moon — same thing as the difficult Moon in Capricorn (Saturn=Capricorn) — extreme charm coupled with a big shot of meanness. They were together for ten years. I smell a lot of ambition involved, and she met him just weeks after her father’s death. Were they charming each other to death or stabbing each other in the back?

Chris currently has predictive Mars (rips your life apart) square natal Neptune (deception). The Bite Me Transit is hitting his natal Pluto (transformation). It’s that was simple. Those rumors about Gwyneth cheating? Most likely true. The separation is his idea. Period. Goop is not happy with the “conscious uncoupling.” It wasn’t her timing.

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Posted in astrology, predictions with tags , , , on March 31, 2014 by Xtrology

First posted on 3/23/14:

Sorry this blog isn’t about them. It’s about Anna Wintour the editor of “Vogue.” Kim is protected by Jupiter — the only possible reason she stays in the spotlight. Kanye is riding her coattails, but still has to deal with his negative Mercury aspect which just gave him a bad day in court just last week. But Anna? What the hell is wrong with a woman that has been the maven of fashion all these years? A lot.

Anna Wintour is a Scorpio Sun. Her focal planets are numerous: The Sun (narcissist), Mercury (verbally abusive, guess we saw a little of that in “The Devil Wears Prada”), the Moon (super-sensitive), Jupiter (part of a cult or culture) and Uranus (different just to be different). This makes up a Grand Cardinal Square so the Bite Me transit has bitten her a lot lately with her Moon at 14 degrees Aries and her Neptune at 15 degrees Libra.

However in addition, she currently has one of the most negative predictive aspects there is, predictive Mars square natal Uranus. Ugh! Putting Kanye and Kim (former sex tape star) on the cover of “Vogue.” Wrong in every way. Just completely a stupid move. Does the woman have dementia? Look for this to be her downfall. Bad judgment. Bad timing. Bad voodoo will come of this.

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Posted in astrology, predictions with tags , , on March 31, 2014 by Xtrology

First posted on 3/17/14:

The “Bite Me” transit is killing people. And if not death, it’s kicking their butts. I know. I’m one of them. If you have a cardinal planet (Aries, Cancer, Libra, Capricorn) around 10-14 degrees and especially if it’s one of the personal ones (Sun, Moon, Mercury, Venus, Mars), you know what I’m talking about because it’s kicking your butt, too. Nothing is going right.

L’Wren Scott is a Capricorn with her Mercury and Venus there. No focal planets, but she has many squares and oppositions in her natal chart. The reason she hanged herself is simple. Her predictive Mars (rips your life apart) squared her natal Jupiter (money). And her Capricorn Sun is 10 degrees with transiting Pluto sitting on top of it, transiting Jupiter opposition it and transiting Uranus squaring it. — the “Bite Me” transit. Her clothing empire was falling apart. She couldn’t pay her bills — millions of dollars in debt.  And she never asked her notoriously cheap boyfriend, Mick Jagger, for financial help. She was embarrassed by her failure — deeply embarrassed as only a Capricorn can be.

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Posted in astrology, predictions with tags , , on March 31, 2014 by Xtrology

First posted on 3/2/2014:

Oh, these lines are blurred all right. Are you kidding me? A Sagittarius woman with a Pisces man? Wrong reasons. Always wrong reasons when you see squares together — incompatible energy — no exceptions. And her with a Capricorn Moon? Seriously. She backed him up until she got where she was going — abuse, cheating, all of it, but it’s payback now. Gloves are off. The Capricorn Moon’s I know, all ambitious and all jealous. You don’t mess with their stuff.

Robin Thick has five focal planets, Moon (in a fixed sign he’s sensitive, but hides it), Mars, (he wants his way), Jupiter, (cult-like tendencies), Saturn (mucho ambition) and finally Uranus (marches to his own drummer.) And he’s difficult. But for a Sadge? He’s downright impossible. She has a plan, my friends. She would have to, to stay and around and put up with his bullshit. He wakes up everyday and it’s, “Paul fix me. Make me happy.” And Paula is thinking, “For now. Until you get me where I am going, Baby.”

So here we are at the crossroads. Neither of these people has a bad chart. Robin’s got his Sun sitting on his karmic nodes and a nice little trine from predictive Sun to Venus. Love? It’s going to happen.

Paula is Sagittarius, square to Robin’s Pisces Sun. She does not understand him. He does not understand her. In fact, they get on each others nerves. Robin is too namby pamby and overly sensitive to the slightest thing. And Robin is too out-spoken and thinks he skirts the truth — although Neptune conjunct her Sun she does, too, when it suits her. Like him, she has the Moon as a focal planet. There’s enough sensitivity to go around. But ultimately Sadge will always fall back on needing to know. Where Pisces will overlook, Sadge can’t  — not forever. It’s in their DNA. The truth. And nothing but the truth.

More interesting Paula has her predictive Venus sitting right on her Sun. So who loves who? These are both powerful Venus aspects. You will fall in love. It can be with your partner. Or is this the out they’re secretly longing for?

I predict these two are parting ways. It’s how they stayed together so long that is the mystery. But they both were getting something out of it, and it wasn’t compatibility. She got to mingle with the rich and famous. He got a lot of his rock star misbehavior overlooked. With strong Venus aspects for both, they can do better. They can find someone who gets them. There could be something here that is passing for love, but the real thing is still ahead for both of these people.

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Posted in astrology, predictions with tags , , on March 31, 2014 by Xtrology

First posted on 2/7/14:

Sometime you see a death and you know it could have been prevented with a little information — such is the case with Phillip Seymour Hoffman. Why was he so susceptible to drugs? Pisces rising. The rising sign always brings out the worst qualities of the sign. Then his Moon in Pisces in the 12th House of Pisces. He’s set up for substance abuse because Pisces rules it — also for extreme sensitivity and what turned out to be great acting ability. He was born with this.

Here’s the sadness. His predictive Mars (the meanest of all the predictive aspects) just squared his predictive Venus. He wasn’t feeling the love, for himself, from his friends, from his family — and it might have been right there in front of him or it might not. I experienced this when my father died. And the degree to which I was betrayed, well, I lived through it. But it was the most pure pain. I hated opening my eyes in the morning, because I knew the suicidal thoughts were on their way. By afternoon, I was okay. But the mornings were hell. It didn’t last forever. And neither would it have for Phillip. But he didn’t know it was coming. And he didn’t know it would get better. He needed to have a sober coach with him during this time and all would have been well. A $200 reading from Xtrology and his kids would have their father.

I learned Xtrology because of this horrible experience. My transits were fine so I didn’t see it coming.

However, not true in Phillip’s case. Transiting Saturn was sitting on his Neptune (drugs), a Pluto/Venus conjunction in the cardinal “Bite Me” transit was square to transiting Uranus and natal Saturn and opposition natal Mercury and transiting Jupiter. Sliced and diced. A relapse could easily and I do mean easily have been foreseen.

Strong people can’t handle this and sensitive, vulnerable people can’t handle it at all. Death is a big theme surrounding the “Bite Me” Transit. A good friend died the first time around in March 2012. And my beloved Munster cat died yesterday. I have natal Mars at 12 degrees Capricorn. I got hit, too.

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Posted in astrology, predictions with tags , , on March 31, 2014 by Xtrology

First posted on 2/7/2014:

Jay Leno has been “The Tonight Show” host for 22 years with a few bloopers along the way. But he made the most critical error of his career when he negotiated his last contact. And you know where I’m going with this.

Jay is a Taurus Sun in the the 2nd House of Money and Collectibles — in his case cars. Mercury also in Taurus. Venus, exalted in loving Pisces, and Mars in exacting Virgo. No focal planets. Simple guy. Can’t you tell that?

He’s been in Jupiter with his Sun trining it for a little less than the last two years. A little less. His Sun moved ahead and square his predictive Mars! Holy cow! Mon Dieu! Crap! ABSOLUTELY, POSITIVELY NOT THE TIME TO HAVE A LONG RUNNING CONTRACT END. Jay, people in general, consult Xtrology.

Here’s what’s going to happen to Jay. Last night all his friends were around. He felt the love. Today, he is his own worst enemy. He has the worst of all the predictive aspects. When Mars (the ruinator) squares (the worst angle) your Sun (you), it rips your ego to pieces — no matter how strong your ego is. It’s the most difficult of all the aspects to handle. Jay, meditation, massages, vacation, church. Take care of yourself. Jay’s friends, check in on him.

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